Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Eish!!!
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[quote=and you thought Brakpan was common?[/quote]
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My vrou, vat Valentines day nogal ernstig die jaar... sy het my pistool weg
gesteek en die badkamer deur af gehaal...!!
gesteek en die badkamer deur af gehaal...!!
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Re: Joke of the day
Bushwacker wrote:My vrou, vat Valentines day nogal ernstig die jaar... sy het my pistool weg
gesteek en die badkamer deur af gehaal...!!
To God be the glory
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EINA FRIKKIE EINA!!!!!!!!!Bushwacker wrote:My vrou, vat Valentines day nogal ernstig die jaar... sy het my pistool weg
gesteek en die badkamer deur af gehaal...!!
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Re: Joke of the day
I dialled a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman...........
so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders.
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
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Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
~~~~~
( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman...........
so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~
I was always taught to respect my elders.
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
*********************************************************
Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Re: Joke of the day
LMFGA!Bushwacker wrote:My vrou, vat Valentines day nogal ernstig die jaar... sy het my pistool weg
gesteek en die badkamer deur af gehaal...!!
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Lekker kry ek nou
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Hehehe ..... if you watch the tail of the clip you can see that the chase is now on ...... wonder how it ends ... probably badly, maybe even for other innocent motorists / pedestrians.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Johan is there something you want to tell usPote wrote:
Not all those who wander are lost!
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Re: Joke of the day
Amazing. I've seen all those expressions on my kid's faces. Now I understand...
I feel a lot less wise at 45 than I did at 15.
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*OLD CANS!*
*OLD CANS!*
He used to go to all the public functions...especially the picture theaters.
And he always carried a sugar bag to collect empty bottles and cans.
His name was... Albert (Tapper) Torney.
Everyone thought he was a bit eccentric and kids would tease and hassle him.
Then it was discovered that he sold the empty bottles but only some of the cans.
After he died in 1998 (aged 86) his large collection of model cars made from aluminum cans was discovered.
This goes to prove..."you shouldn't judge a book by its cover" - or a sculptor by his sugar bag.
Some of his collection ----
AMAZING!
He used to go to all the public functions...especially the picture theaters.
And he always carried a sugar bag to collect empty bottles and cans.
His name was... Albert (Tapper) Torney.
Everyone thought he was a bit eccentric and kids would tease and hassle him.
Then it was discovered that he sold the empty bottles but only some of the cans.
After he died in 1998 (aged 86) his large collection of model cars made from aluminum cans was discovered.
This goes to prove..."you shouldn't judge a book by its cover" - or a sculptor by his sugar bag.
Some of his collection ----
AMAZING!
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Re: Joke of the day
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”
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:evil: revenge is sweet
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Hahahahah hy wil mos n kartonboks wees
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Re: Joke of the day
>> For all diabetics!!!
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>> One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket
>> and
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>> takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
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>> He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the
>> chemist.
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>> "Could you taste this for me, please?"
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>> The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the
>> liquid
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>> around and swallows it.
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>> "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
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>> "No, not at all," says the chemist.
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>> "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here
>> and
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>> get my urine tested for sugar."
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>> One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket
>> and
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>> takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon.
>>
>> He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the
>> chemist.
>>
>> "Could you taste this for me, please?"
>>
>> The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the
>> liquid
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>> around and swallows it.
>>
>> "Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
>>
>> "No, not at all," says the chemist.
>>
>> "Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here
>> and
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>> get my urine tested for sugar."
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Re: Joke of the day
Yeuch!!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: 90 year old lady does a backflip
NICE or not so nice depending on your age and gender!!!
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Re: 90 year old lady does a backflip
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For Finnish
For Finnish
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: 90 year old lady does a backflip
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: 90 year old lady does a backflip
Brilliant
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Re: Joke of the day
Malema and his bodyguards are making letter bombs.
One of the bodyguards: "I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it."
Malema: "Well, then open it and look."
Bodyguard: "But if I open it, it will explode!"
Malema: "Don't be stupid wena - it's not addressed to you!"
One of the bodyguards: "I'm not sure whether I put enough explosive in this envelope before I sealed it."
Malema: "Well, then open it and look."
Bodyguard: "But if I open it, it will explode!"
Malema: "Don't be stupid wena - it's not addressed to you!"
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Joke of the day
ouchBushwacker wrote:The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”
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HAhahahahahahaha
Vat so bos bene ou bul
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Re: Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Could somebody in the Cape just check Tyhs's sheep glovebox4x4BEES wrote:
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Critical thinking
Critical Thinking At Its Best.......
Woman:Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:How many beers a day?
Man:Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 …correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
Woman:Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:How many beers a day?
Man:Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 …correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
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"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Traded it in on a Porsche.....
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Re: Joke of the day
'n Aantreklike boerseun sit by die kroeg. Hy suip die een
whiskey na die ander en tjank soos 'n baba.
"Wat's fout?" wil die barman weet..
"Ek het gister daar op die plaas op my perd gery, toe kom
ek af op 'n pofadder in die middel van die pad." vertel hy.
"Toe ek my rollie uithaal om hom vrek te skiet, toe begin die
pofadder met my praat. Hy sê toe hy is 'n towerpofadder en
as ek hom uitlos, dan gee hy my drie wense."
"Sjoe", sê die barman. "Waarvoor wens jy toe?"
"Ek wens toe ek is so aantreklik soos Bobby van Jaarsveld, so goed
gebou soos Brian Habana en so bedeeld soos die perd waarop ek ry!"
"Nou maar toe!" sê die barman. "Waarvoor tjank jy dan so?"
"Toe ek by die huis kom, kyk ek in die spieël en sien ek is deksels
aantreklik. Toe ek my hemp uittrek toe sien ek ek is gebou om te hou.
Maar toe ek my broek uittrek, toe onthou ek ek het met die merrie
gery!!"
whiskey na die ander en tjank soos 'n baba.
"Wat's fout?" wil die barman weet..
"Ek het gister daar op die plaas op my perd gery, toe kom
ek af op 'n pofadder in die middel van die pad." vertel hy.
"Toe ek my rollie uithaal om hom vrek te skiet, toe begin die
pofadder met my praat. Hy sê toe hy is 'n towerpofadder en
as ek hom uitlos, dan gee hy my drie wense."
"Sjoe", sê die barman. "Waarvoor wens jy toe?"
"Ek wens toe ek is so aantreklik soos Bobby van Jaarsveld, so goed
gebou soos Brian Habana en so bedeeld soos die perd waarop ek ry!"
"Nou maar toe!" sê die barman. "Waarvoor tjank jy dan so?"
"Toe ek by die huis kom, kyk ek in die spieël en sien ek is deksels
aantreklik. Toe ek my hemp uittrek toe sien ek ek is gebou om te hou.
Maar toe ek my broek uittrek, toe onthou ek ek het met die merrie
gery!!"
"from this day to the ending of the world... we in it shall be remembered. We lucky few, we band of brothers.
For he who today shed his blood with me shall be my brother."
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Re: Joke of the day
Dis nie reg nie