(Some humour, so no offence to anyone)
Hush, my laaitie, don't you cry
Daddy's gonna steal you a GTi,
And if that GTi don't torque
Another GTi, I will stalk.
And if the stalking don't go well
Daddy's gonna steal you a Caravelle
And if that Caravelle makes some tricks
Daddy's gonna hijack you a VR6.
And if that VR6 won't fly
Daddy's gonna knock a BM from a Sandton guy.
And if that BM's sound is kwaai
Da Cape Flats cherries will go with you to elke braai!
And if the cops ask why?
Daddy will buy the docket from a police spy!
And if all these things still make you cry
Then you're not my laaitie
...Your mom told me a lie !!
Cape Flats Lullaby
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Cape Flats Lullaby
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Re: Cape Flats Lullaby
Haha goeies!
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1976 FJ45 4x4
1UZ-FE 4.0vvti
2" OME Suspension lift
1.5" Shackle lift
35" Geo MT's
Custom Bullbar
Lockright Locked rear
York OBA
20" LED bar
Nighthawk 100W spots
Dakar
2013 3.0D-4D 4x4 Hilux Dakar