The Hilux Story
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Re: The Hilux Story
because both front wheels were out of balance and
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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wobbled, while on the
Not all those who wander are lost!
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trail to a rustic
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Tannie Bettie's koeksister
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and Oom Carel's droe wors
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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that won't wobble
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aftermarket parts which
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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is sold for
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Re: The Hilux Story
a song and a dance
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to an unsuspecting
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The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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who gives it to...
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ummmmm
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, there is no other way to say it....
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...so the poor Taxi driver took the
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: The Hilux Story
of a reptiles innards
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and gave it to
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He looked at it and said
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Wow
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Re: The Hilux Story
pair of
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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nostrils
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lizzard.
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And then he pointed to his left and said
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1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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that must be right,
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of said direction.
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Re: The Hilux Story
Pink teddy bear singing
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While the 7 dwarves
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Re: The Hilux Story
sat down to lunch
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on a windy day (hello),
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when a big fat spider
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Asked to join.
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Re: The Hilux Story
Well as we all know
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he was welcomed with
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full of lekka skop
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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Re: The Hilux Story
without a hesitation he said
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Re: The Hilux Story
Gie nogga Seeep
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Re: The Hilux Story
to take you on another adventure to
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the corner shop.
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Re: The Hilux Story
To buy nog 'n
Ecc 1:9 Wat gewees het, dit sal daar weer wees; en wat gebeur het, dit sal weer gebeur, en daar is glad niks nuuts onder die son nie.
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Re: The Hilux Story
wife get out to fetch
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your weekly beer ration
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But unfortunately the beer was
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Re: The Hilux Story
sold out.
Ecc 1:9 Wat gewees het, dit sal daar weer wees; en wat gebeur het, dit sal weer gebeur, en daar is glad niks nuuts onder die son nie.
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Re: The Hilux Story
So instead
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Re: The Hilux Story
We jumped back in the Hilux to go find
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