Suicide
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Irishman
- LR 4WD Rear Locker
- Posts: 256
- Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:49 pm
- Town: Saldanha
- Vehicle: 1991 Hilux Double Cab
- Real Name: Ron Nash
- Location: Saldanha South Africa
Suicide
This old lady's husband died at the age of 95, she was 92 and decided she would commit suicide as she missed him so much.She got out her husbands old service pistol, and thought should she shoot herself in the head, or the heart. She decided to shoot herself in the heart as It wouldn't be so messy. Just to make sure she rang her doctor to confirm the exact position of her heart. The doctor told her it was just below her left breast. Later that evening she was admitted to hospital with a bullet wound in her knee.