You guys seen this one yet
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the Ben Schoeman Highway. Nothing is
moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and
asks, : "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Zuma, Winnie , Dr Manto and Mugabe . They're
asking for a R 310 million ransom, otherwise they're going to douse them
with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a
collection."
The driver asks: "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
"About a litre."
Holdup
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Bushwacker
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Re: Holdup
Will they accept Diesel? 
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BenHur
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Re: Holdup
No Diesel doesn't ignite easy enough
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dalkill
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Re: Holdup
I've got LPG gas if they want
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1997 corolla 160i GLE (Feb 2007 - Sep 2009) aka Green Goblin
1990 GLI twincam (still my fav rolla) (Oct 2005 - Mar 2007) aka Wit Blitz
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Mud Dog
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Re: Holdup
Mix some ammonium nitrate into it ..No Diesel doesn't ignite easy enough
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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BenHur
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Re: Holdup
How do you put a cork back into a champagne bottle? Ask the ANC who started celebrating their 2/3 majority win 
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Family_Dog
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Re: Holdup
Bennie, they'd still drink the champs first! ;)
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Re: Holdup
we paid for the party already, thats why they jumped the gun,John
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