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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
- Thunder02
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Re: Dit gaan swaar...
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
- jacques kotze
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- Gideonvanzyl
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Re: Land Rover...
Ai fooitog, die arme LD's. Hier is 'n paar goeies. he he
Toyota Hilux 2.7 Legend 35 (Bullnose) 2003 d/cab 4x4 with Cooper Discoverer AT 3's on with unichip and Powerflow exhaust. Name: Blouwillebees
- Donkey
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Re: How people eat chicken
Leaning more towards coloured.Zandyl wrote:Donkey wrote: I've seen this
Nope, i think you've done that
Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
- Mud Dog
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Re: Marriage
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
- Tarquin
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Re: The small flaw.....
andy always has the best puns
- Hoppy
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Re: Pets.
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
- Froll
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Re: Secrecy Bill
Very true.
- Tarquin
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Re: I had enough of taxi’s
wow only in america
- Froll
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Lotto.
Husband asks wife what she would do if he won the lotto.
She replies that she would take half of it and disappear.
He tells her that he won R 20 , gives her R10 and tells her to disappear.
She replies that she would take half of it and disappear.
He tells her that he won R 20 , gives her R10 and tells her to disappear.
- truckin
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Kan net n vroumens wees
n Paar dae gelede het ek na afloop van 'n vergadering in n hotel desperaat na my motorsleutels gesoek.
Hulle was nie in my handsak nie. 'n Vinnige soektog in die lokaal het ook niks opgelewer nie.
Skielik het ek besef dat ek hulle in die motor gelos het.
My man was al by tye baie kwaad omdat ek die sleutels in die aansitter los. My teorie is, die beste plek om sleutels nie te verloor nie, is om hulle in die aansitter te los. My man se teorie is dat die motor gesteel kan word. Oorhaastig het ek na die parkeerplek gestorm.
Toe ek deur die deur van die parkeergarage bars, ek het tot 'n skrikwekkende gevolgtrekking gekom. Sy teorie was reg.
Die parkeerplek was leeg!!!
Ek het dadelik die polisie gebel. Ek het hulle van my ramp vertel en bely dat ek die sleutels in die motor gelos het, en dat dit gesteel is.
Toe het ek die moeilikste oproep van almal gemaak, "My liefie," het ek gestamel, ek noem hom altyd "my liefie" in tye soos hierdie.
"Ek het my sleutels in die motor gelos en dit is gesteel." Daar was 'n paar oomblikke van stilte. Ek het gedink ek het die oproep verloor, maar toe hoor ek sy stem: "Maak jy dalk n grap?", blaf hy, "ek het jou afgelaai!
Nou was dit my beurt om stil te bly. Na n rukkie se ek skaam, "Wel, jy kan my nou maar kom haal."
Hy antwoord, "Ek sal, sodra ek hierdie polisieman kan oortuig dat ek nie jou motor gesteel het nie!"
Hulle was nie in my handsak nie. 'n Vinnige soektog in die lokaal het ook niks opgelewer nie.
Skielik het ek besef dat ek hulle in die motor gelos het.
My man was al by tye baie kwaad omdat ek die sleutels in die aansitter los. My teorie is, die beste plek om sleutels nie te verloor nie, is om hulle in die aansitter te los. My man se teorie is dat die motor gesteel kan word. Oorhaastig het ek na die parkeerplek gestorm.
Toe ek deur die deur van die parkeergarage bars, ek het tot 'n skrikwekkende gevolgtrekking gekom. Sy teorie was reg.
Die parkeerplek was leeg!!!
Ek het dadelik die polisie gebel. Ek het hulle van my ramp vertel en bely dat ek die sleutels in die motor gelos het, en dat dit gesteel is.
Toe het ek die moeilikste oproep van almal gemaak, "My liefie," het ek gestamel, ek noem hom altyd "my liefie" in tye soos hierdie.
"Ek het my sleutels in die motor gelos en dit is gesteel." Daar was 'n paar oomblikke van stilte. Ek het gedink ek het die oproep verloor, maar toe hoor ek sy stem: "Maak jy dalk n grap?", blaf hy, "ek het jou afgelaai!
Nou was dit my beurt om stil te bly. Na n rukkie se ek skaam, "Wel, jy kan my nou maar kom haal."
Hy antwoord, "Ek sal, sodra ek hierdie polisieman kan oortuig dat ek nie jou motor gesteel het nie!"
“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.”
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. - Not screaming like all the passengers in his car -
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. - Not screaming like all the passengers in his car -
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- LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
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Re: Kan net n vroumens wees
dis mos nou n' flikse polisie man of hoe
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- LR4WD, Lockers, Crawler Gears
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- Real Name: charl
Re: The game
dont hate the player
- Mud Dog
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- Real Name: Andy
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Re: Lotto.
That'll teach her!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
- Taljaag
- LR 4WD Rear Locker
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Re: Kan net n vroumens wees
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Life is Easy.....! It's the freakin' people that make it difficult!
- Thunder02
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- Town: East Rand
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- Location: 4x4 Direct Boksburg
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Re: Bieber has Gupta-connections
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
- MOFASA
- Monster Truck
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- Location: Kempton Park
Re: Lotto.
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
- MOFASA
- Monster Truck
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- Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:27 pm
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- Real Name: Johno
- Club VHF Licence: X119
- Location: Kempton Park
Re: The game
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
- MOFASA
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 3095
- Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:27 pm
- Town: Kempton Park
- Vehicle: 1998 JEEP XJ 4.0............ 4 inch lift.... more mods to follow............ Old vehicle was MOFASA
- Real Name: Johno
- Club VHF Licence: X119
- Location: Kempton Park
Re: How Many??????
1 to hold the straight edge.
1 to see if ita lining up...
1 to use the red marking tape / paint.
And then you have
10 supervisors
4 union reps
3 cleaners
2 tea girls
And dont forget the 5 that are off sick........
1 to see if ita lining up...
1 to use the red marking tape / paint.
And then you have
10 supervisors
4 union reps
3 cleaners
2 tea girls
And dont forget the 5 that are off sick........
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
- MOFASA
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 3095
- Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:27 pm
- Town: Kempton Park
- Vehicle: 1998 JEEP XJ 4.0............ 4 inch lift.... more mods to follow............ Old vehicle was MOFASA
- Real Name: Johno
- Club VHF Licence: X119
- Location: Kempton Park
Re: Secrecy Bill
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
- MOFASA
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 3095
- Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:27 pm
- Town: Kempton Park
- Vehicle: 1998 JEEP XJ 4.0............ 4 inch lift.... more mods to follow............ Old vehicle was MOFASA
- Real Name: Johno
- Club VHF Licence: X119
- Location: Kempton Park
Re: Justin Bieber in Cape Town.
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
- MOFASA
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 3095
- Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:27 pm
- Town: Kempton Park
- Vehicle: 1998 JEEP XJ 4.0............ 4 inch lift.... more mods to follow............ Old vehicle was MOFASA
- Real Name: Johno
- Club VHF Licence: X119
- Location: Kempton Park
Re: Don't you just love lawyers...
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
- MOFASA
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 3095
- Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:27 pm
- Town: Kempton Park
- Vehicle: 1998 JEEP XJ 4.0............ 4 inch lift.... more mods to follow............ Old vehicle was MOFASA
- Real Name: Johno
- Club VHF Licence: X119
- Location: Kempton Park
Re: Marriage
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
- MOFASA
- Monster Truck
- Posts: 3095
- Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:27 pm
- Town: Kempton Park
- Vehicle: 1998 JEEP XJ 4.0............ 4 inch lift.... more mods to follow............ Old vehicle was MOFASA
- Real Name: Johno
- Club VHF Licence: X119
- Location: Kempton Park
Re: HKGK
Run Forest RUN...........
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP ..... You wouldn't understand....
[rimg=206x128]
- TOYODA
- LR 4WD Full Lockers
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- Real Name: Tiaan
Never shout at a pharmacist
A woman bursts into the pharmacy, grabs the pharmacist by the collar and frantically shouts: “Sir, do you have cotton balls!”
The pharmacist calmly replies: “What do I look like to you, a @#$%&* Teddy bear?”
The pharmacist calmly replies: “What do I look like to you, a @#$%&* Teddy bear?”
- CasKru
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Joke of the day
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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