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Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 2:19 pm
by Mud Dog
should have been working on the Hilux

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:05 pm
by Blaps
Then uncle Harry came there with a smile on his

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:23 pm
by Mud Dog
Big red moon shaped face, and under his arm, a braai pack and a bottle of

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:34 pm
by Mr_B
Witblitz

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 3:54 pm
by Hilux 1
just to get rid of that chill in the

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:13 pm
by arnize2
cold evening air and in his heart because of the

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:25 pm
by ThysdJ
Alcoholics Anonymous meeting he is not attending

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:32 pm
by Family_Dog
while Cassie was still looking for his medication that

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:42 pm
by arnize2
was mislaid the previous evening by his friend F-D

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:50 pm
by CasKru
while playing banjo on a guitar

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:56 pm
by Mr_B
and thinking back to the days when

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 5:03 pm
by CasKru
you could still buy something

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:14 pm
by Mud Dog
with a skop in a liquor store for less than ten bucks.

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:16 pm
by ThysdJ
like a Slim Whitman long playing record for 50c

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:30 pm
by Hoppy
or a liter of petrol for less than 50c

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:35 pm
by Mr_B
. Just then, with a loud bang

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:47 pm
by OOOOMS
something hit the wooden floor inside the house, where the

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:49 pm
by Evert Deyzel
White flames came out the exaust of the sfa with the V8 because ...

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:26 pm
by Blaps
ouma is back with a bang and a

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 7:51 pm
by Evert Deyzel
Case of witblitz carried by a big fat naked...

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:19 pm
by CasKru
snail. What next I

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:22 pm
by Mud Dog
found was a hole in the floor with

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:03 pm
by Thabogrobler
a Land Rover piston on top of the mantle piece.

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:09 pm
by Evert Deyzel
And 1000's of snails drunk on witblitz trying to

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:17 pm
by Family_Dog
study Steve Hofmeyer's latest DVD which

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:20 pm
by Thabogrobler
Was full of snotty remarks

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:41 pm
by Mud Dog
and had been turfed into the dustbin along with

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:58 pm
by Thabogrobler
the latest 'Landbouweekblad' which incedently featured oom Kaspaas on the backpage

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:44 pm
by Mud Dog
stuck in a hole that was the size of

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:21 am
by CasKru
10 orange grape fruits which

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:38 am
by Family_Dog
were infected with worms the size of

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:42 am
by CasKru
1/5 of an atom from

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:19 am
by Mud Dog
a metal called Blommatin found only in Landrovia that

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:24 am
by Hoppy
ate a hole in the bless bridges tape with

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:47 am
by Family_Dog
Presidents Obama & Jacob Zuma singing

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:53 am
by Hilux 1
soos bloed, so is jy vir my

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:21 am
by Mud Dog
and their all time favourite Sarie Marais. Their voices sounded like

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:23 am
by zepplin
cries for help on the Titanic but

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:32 am
by CasKru
the ship was still sailing

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:34 am
by zepplin
powered by a 4y

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:34 am
by Hilux 1
towards the home of HILUX

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:00 am
by Hoppy
somewhere in deep africa where

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:07 am
by ThysdJ
men are men and sheep are nervous. To

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:26 am
by Blaps
all the Hilux girls looking for

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:28 am
by CasKru
sheep loving guys

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:38 am
by Family_Dog
on a dark and stormy night,

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:59 am
by Hilux 1
upon that mountain that was a hill before

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:13 am
by andrevt
called port klapperkop north of slaapstad

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:38 am
by Blaps
with a gut feeling of

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:03 pm
by Hilux 1
getting to Struisbaai for the "geelstert fees"

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:44 pm
by oxydog
, but this time not forgetting to

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:50 pm
by CasKru
pack my long-johns and

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:55 pm
by oxydog
brylcream, not to mention the

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:02 pm
by ThysdJ
hot-az-hell bushman chilli sauce to have with

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:13 pm
by Hilux 1
the squidheads thrown out by the

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:17 pm
by oxydog
locals. It is sad to see

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:58 pm
by Mud Dog
how everything they eat turns to crap, and

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:04 pm
by CasKru
gets flushed down the drain to

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:02 pm
by Black Sam
Landrovia, for recycling and

Re: The Hilux Story

Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:10 pm
by Thabogrobler
fertilasation. Some lucky oke was chatting to this tall blonde