Don't find many Heroes like this one!!!!
On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge
So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
HEREO'S , hard to find
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Re: HEREO'S , hard to find
don't judge a book by it's cover
Not all those who wander are lost!
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Re: HEREO'S , hard to find
It's a 'goodie' Shaun ...... perhaps the reason why it's not being flooded with comments is because it's about the fourth time it's appeared here.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: HEREO'S , hard to find
ok oops
i'll have to take a day and read all the funnies before i post again
i'll have to take a day and read all the funnies before i post again
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Re: HEREO'S , hard to find
Still a good one, read it twice!
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Re: HEREO'S , hard to find
No sweat! .... just wanted to explain before you put your big wooden spoon into gear and make comments that Hiluxers have no sense of humour or that we are overly sensitive on certain issues.
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: HEREO'S , hard to find
no probsMud Dog wrote:No sweat! .... just wanted to explain before you put your big wooden spoon into gear and make comments that Hiluxers have no sense of humour or that we are overly sensitive on certain issues.
was wondering if if you guys dont like bikers joke
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Re: HEREO'S , hard to find
First time I've seen it. Reminds me of that song from 1970, "Lola".
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Re: HEREO'S , hard to find
hehehehehe ..... JUK !!!!
(also the first time I see this one)
(also the first time I see this one)