An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was
working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question,
but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,
then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all
about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of
intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her
mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on
her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question,
honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
What Is Couple Sex?
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Re: What Is Couple Sex?
..and from now on she would couple dinner with sex, not a bad thing.
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Re: What Is Couple Sex?
Reminds me of this one (slightly edited) ....
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Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
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The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
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Live Life in the FAST lane....
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I like
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