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4x4 falls off jack

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1 extremely lucky guy... :blink:

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Eish
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Very lucky indeed.
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He would not be so lucky if that was mine!!! :wth: :evil:
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YOH! :wth: Looks like the hoist failed :think: ..... and it fell right where he was just seconds before! :shock:
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Ek bevuil myself as ek my kar wil gan haal en hy le so da...
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Hangover wrote:Ek bevuil myself as ek my kar wil gan haal en hy le so da...
Nie net myself nie...
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oeps.. :shock: :shock:
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Hell.. thats a bad one....

How do you explain that to insurance.....
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It almost happened to me.When I was in Maputo I went to a guy to check out my diff oil problem.We hoisted up the car on the lift and he also picked up there was some play on the universals so we decided to fixed it.While i was standing next to the lift and 2 of his helpers where taking off the prop shaft it started to slide.Luckily one of the lift supports got caught between the chassis and silencer box.The only damaged was a dent in the silencer box.But it is not a nice feeling.I could see me whole trip disapear and nothing i could do about it.
What they did was to put the back support not on the chassis,but on the bracket where the blade leaf connects to the chassis.Eish
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