Had A good Chukkle at this one, it couldve been true
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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truckin
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Had A good Chukkle at this one, it couldve been true
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“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.”
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. - Not screaming like all the passengers in his car -
“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. - Not screaming like all the passengers in his car -
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Re: Had A good Chukkle at this one, it couldve been true
Moenie spot nie. My pa vertel my so paar jaar terug (hy's nou afgetree, maar was Generaal in die lugmag, so het skouers gevryf met regering grootkoppe) toe oorweeg onse guavament (yip, GUAVA-ment) dit om boere te belas op die hoeveelheid reën wat val op hul plase...
Gelukkig sê een slimkop toe vir hulle dat as die reën minder val as average in droogte jare gaan jul die boere moet betaal. Toe los hul maar hul plan.
Maar daai artikel smaak baie na ou Julius se vrottigheid. Blerrie amper die waarheid!
Gelukkig sê een slimkop toe vir hulle dat as die reën minder val as average in droogte jare gaan jul die boere moet betaal. Toe los hul maar hul plan.
Maar daai artikel smaak baie na ou Julius se vrottigheid. Blerrie amper die waarheid!
I feel a lot less wise at 45 than I did at 15.
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Re: Had A good Chukkle at this one, it couldve been true
Blithering ee-jit agents!
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Baasvark
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Re: Had A good Chukkle at this one, it couldve been true
Nothing surprises me anymore....
The only thing sadder than these idiotic statements are the idiots that actually believe them and therefore vote for them :evil:
The only thing sadder than these idiotic statements are the idiots that actually believe them and therefore vote for them :evil:
Aint it ironic that "Common Sense" aint so common after all...
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MOFASA
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Re: Had A good Chukkle at this one, it couldve been true
Too true...... :wth:Baasvark wrote:Nothing surprises me anymore....
The only thing sadder than these idiotic statements are the idiots that actually believe them and therefore vote for them :evil:
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand.... [rimg=206x128]-
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Re: Had A good Chukkle at this one, it couldve been true
had a chat with a petrol pump attendant this morning and he will not vote anc but eff and that is the scary part!!
Rules are there to make you think before you break them!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
God made man before
woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
COMMON SENCE IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A PUNISHMENT!! BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYONE WHO DOES NOT HAVE IT!!!
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Re: Had A good Chukkle at this one, it couldve been true
On a wet farm, on a dry farm. EFF red beret's will make good targets for bulls, and bull s#&t!!
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