Zuma
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 5:08 pm
Jacob Zuma was visiting a primary school in North Limpopo and
he visited a fourth grade class.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is
playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be
a tragedy."
"No," said Zuma, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a
cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Zuma. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Zuma searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and a Mrs.
Zuma was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Zuma. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss...
and you can bet it wouldn't be an accident either!"
The teacher fainted!
he visited a fourth grade class.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'
So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.'
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is
playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be
a tragedy."
"No," said Zuma, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a
cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained Zuma. "That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Zuma searched the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.
In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and a Mrs.
Zuma was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that
would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Zuma. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss...
and you can bet it wouldn't be an accident either!"
The teacher fainted!
I'd be inclined to join that queue! 
