An old well dressed guy walks in to a night club, and starts chatting up a blond.
His opening line is "tell me, do I come here often"
Old Folks
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Re: Old Folks
At first I could not see the funny,untill I saw that it is "I and "you" that is swopped.
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Re: Old Folks
At first I could not see the funny,untill I saw that it is "I and "you" that is swopped
It's the eyes that start packing up first
.... Your next post might read " Errr, can anyone tell me which forum I am on?" 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: Old Folks
Do I know you,your name sounds familiar............what was the topic again?.........Oh yes it was about what type of medication you take for your high blood pressure.......See the doctor said that you should take care not to sit outside,you might catch something.............Where did I leave my glasses?.........Ahhgh there goes the dong,it is time for breakfast......Matron said we must not be late....Mud Dog wrote:At first I could not see the funny,untill I saw that it is "I and "you" that is swopped
It's the eyes that start packing up first
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Re: Old Folks
Keep it up ... it'll be second nature before you know it
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!