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WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3,6,AND 12 !!!
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> A man walks into a chemist's shop with his 8-year old son.
> They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,
> "What are these, Dad?
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> To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms
> son. Men use them to have safe sex."
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> "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
> Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
> He looks over the display and picks up a package
> of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"
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> The dad replies, "Those are for teenagers, one
> for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
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> "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
> asks, "Then who are these for?"
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> "Those are for students," the dad answers, TWO
> for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
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> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
> a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,
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> "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February,
> one for March......."
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
I hope you're not talking from experience, Martin! :laugh2:
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:yahoo: JY het Vrydag so n' ietwat af gelyk :yahoo: :yahoo: DINK DIT GAA NOU BEEETER baas se kar is mos weer tuis :dance1: :dance1: :dance1:
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TOKKELOS 1 wrote::yahoo: JY het Vrydag so n' ietwat af gelyk :yahoo: :yahoo: DINK DIT GAA NOU BEEETER baas se kar is mos weer tuis :dance1: :dance1: :dance1:
Hy was so gelukkig soos 'n kind wat 'n remote control karretjie gekry het :shout: :whistle:
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Very good indeed!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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So what is the moral of the story? Stay a teenager or a student!!!!!!
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hentey wrote:So what is the moral of the story? Stay a teenager or a student!!!!!!

Wie het inelkgeval gesê ons mans MOET groot word??
:tease: :gamer: :tease: :yahoo: :tease: :gamer: :tease: :crazy2:
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Piesang wrote:
hentey wrote:So what is the moral of the story? Stay a teenager or a student!!!!!!

Wie het inelkgeval gesê ons mans MOET groot word??
:tease: :gamer: :tease: :yahoo: :tease: :gamer: :tease: :crazy2:
Praat jy nou :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:
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