The next time you are washing your hands and complain, because the
water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used
to be. Here are some facts about the 1500's:
Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in
May and they still smelled pretty good by June.
However, since they were starting to smell, brides carried a bouquet of
flowers, to hide the body odour. Hence the custom today, of carrying a
bouquet when getting married.
Advice for brides-to-be
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
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Re: Advice for brides-to-be
so thats the REAL reason my wife carried those flowers...
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And I thought it was the flowers that gave off that godawfull smell (we got married in November... 
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Re: Advice for brides-to-be
krazy_kameleon wrote:so thats the REAL reason my wife carried those flowers...
Scorpion wrote:And I thought it was the flowers that gave off that godawfull smell (we got married in November...
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