The Hilux Story

[Family_Dog]

dripped diesel, which was odd

[CasKru]

as I was in a petrol

[arnize2]

or that's what I thought

[Thunder02]

so open went the hood

[CasKru]

called the Bronx

[Family_Dog]

And saw, to my horror

[Thabogrobler]

it has a nuclear propelled engine!!!

[OOOOMS]

I started to tremble....

[Donkey]

knees qiuvering involuntarily

[CasKru]

and loosing all bladder control...

[Mud Dog]

I screamed like a girl ( )

[luckyhit]

the avgas i use for petrol

[CasKru]

totally destroyed one of my

[Mud Dog]

afterburners.

[CasKru]

Fortunately I had some

[Mud Dog]

duct tape and bloudraad

[CasKru]

spookpis and a shifting spanner

[Mud Dog]

Which I used to

[OOOOMS]

have in the trunk

[Blaps]

do the ultimate

[andrevt]

.....but first a cold beer

[Mud Dog]

for some Dutch courage

[andrevt]

to repair my afterburner

[CasKru]

after the previous days chillies

[zepplin]

a roll of toilet paper

[MaPaZa]

caught the right ball

[Hilux 1]

of the kids swingball

[OOOOMS]

chewed by my dog

[andrevt]

wich dislodge from

[Hilux 1]

the crown and pinion

[luckyhit]

and knocked by beer over but

[andrevt]

wich caused a eeri sound

[ThysdJ]

and i realised that there

[andrevt]

cassies kinetic rope

[Blaps]

were very tight around

[Evert Deyzel]

my girlfriends neck... luckily

[OOOOMS]

I had a saw

[andrevt]

to cut the relationship

[Blaps]

and i gave it to

[Evert Deyzel]

and saw off the landy's

[ThysdJ]

unmentionables and stuffed them into

[Evert Deyzel]

His back pocket and then...

[ThysdJ]

drove 300km to my next

[andrevt]

to my very old ouma

[Blaps]

who drives an old

[Evert Deyzel]

sfa with a lexus v8

[Hoppy]

and 35's that my grandpa

[Evert Deyzel]

deflates to 0.3 bar when he

[ThysdJ]

sits on the stoep smoking his

[Evert Deyzel]

grandchildren's socks and underwear while

[RooiLux]

Sniffing the diff oil for

[Evert Deyzel]

getting guts to face the

[RooiLux]

fact that grandma actually loves land rovers

[Evert Deyzel]

this makes granpa goed die

[RooiLux]

clutch-gly in!

[arnize2]

because he hates the flippen

[RooiLux]

The land rover "Broken" Experience

[ThysdJ]

THREAD NOTICE :

and grandpa thinks to himself: We must increase the maximum number of words per post to 10, that way there will be better flow...

[RooiLux]

While grandpa thought so much about the word counting grandma had already been to town crossing axle twisters on the dirt road out of the farm only to come back and see

[ThysdJ]

that Grandpa is busy milking a goat while he