stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
The one person who has made your life worth living
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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ThysdJ
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The one person who has made your life worth living
At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please
stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.
2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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Donkey
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
Good one, 
how true though 
how true though Tumelo Maketekete
Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
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Donkey, simple and often misunderstood.
We don't stop playing because we grow old, but we grow old because we stop playing!
2002 - 3.0KZ-TE Toyota Hilux (Letebele)
1994 - 1.6i Gl Toyota Corolla (Platkar)
1990 - Gli TwinCam 16v (ZuluBoy)
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jacques kotze
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
I'm sure there was a few divorces the next Monday
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
I'm just wondering... why is the bartender
To God be the glory
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Royco
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
Any pics of the bartender? Just wondering what she looks like.... 
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swartvark
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
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MUD........GLORIOUS MUD!!!!!
Your friendly VW salesperson......(with a passion for SFA Hiluxes)
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
You can see that bartender almost got crushed to death.. the airbags deployed... 
Thys de Jager
CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.
2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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CEO and Refreshments Manager at Team Offroad.
2010 Hilux 3.0 D4D D/C 4x4 with GOMAD "Brood" Canopy. Tripod.
1997 Jeep Wrangler TJ 4.0 Sport. The original SFA. AGA... Gooi kole
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swartvark
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
Ek bly liewer stil......
MUD........GLORIOUS MUD!!!!!
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
crushed to death between those airbags. OH MY........What a helluva way to die!!!!!!!!! 
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
Not all those who wander are lost!
Scout motto:be prepared....
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Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
Scout motto:be prepared....
www.4x4direct.co.za
Email: boksburg@4x4direct.co.za
IFS is like a swambo, soft, sexy and expensive!
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
Julle seil almal baie na aan die rand, nê! 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
raak ek dan nou DORS ....swartvark wrote:
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Musselcracker
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Re: The one person who has made your life worth living
One double milkshake on the rocks, please!
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