Gumtree ad..
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
We are trying to make the technical information more visible in the Active Topics section. So we are trying to combine all the humour posts into a single thread. This will then more or less always stay on the active topics page if you keep appending your jokes onto this single thread. Your assistance will be greatly appreciated
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Black Sam
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Gumtree ad..
This is worth looking into
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theos
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Re: Gumtree ad..
Tot "Happy moment in the shower"
Die maat het regtig 'n gawe???
Die maat het regtig 'n gawe???
Never Ever say DIE !!!!
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jacques kotze
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Re: Gumtree ad..
Hy weet verseker nie hoe klein is my stort nie.
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Revo
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Re: Gumtree ad..
Hy weet nie, dat hy nie weet, dat hy nie kan nie. Dis soos sekeres in ons regering...
Wat ons is - net Genade
Wat ons het - net Geleen
Aan GOD al die EER !!!
Wat ons het - net Geleen
Aan GOD al die EER !!!
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Revo
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Re: Gumtree ad..
Gerrie, dit smaak my jy is verveeld as jy sangomas nou al opsoek...
Wat ons is - net Genade
Wat ons het - net Geleen
Aan GOD al die EER !!!
Wat ons het - net Geleen
Aan GOD al die EER !!!
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Hangover
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Re: Gumtree ad..
LOL en die ergste is daar is kanidate wat val vir sulke bollie
Hangover(A.K.A die speelding)
1976 FJ45 4x4
1UZ-FE 4.0vvti
2" OME Suspension lift
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35" Geo MT's
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20" LED bar
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Dakar
2013 3.0D-4D 4x4 Hilux Dakar
1976 FJ45 4x4
1UZ-FE 4.0vvti
2" OME Suspension lift
1.5" Shackle lift
35" Geo MT's
Custom Bullbar
Lockright Locked rear
York OBA
20" LED bar
Nighthawk 100W spots
Dakar
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dalkill
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Re: Gumtree ad..
:evil:
and here i forked out R1000 for my DSTV installation.
and here i forked out R1000 for my DSTV installation.
2016 2.4GD6 SR D/C 4x4 (Oct 2022 - current) (Buraaq VI)
2007 d4d 3.0 D/C 4x4 (Mar 2016 - July 2022) (Buraaq V)
2003 Isuzu KB300 D/C 4x4 (May 2015 - Feb 2016) aka Buraaq IV
2000 hilux DC 2.7 4x4 (Jul 2011 - Sep 2012) aka Buraaq III
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TOYOTA IS MY LEWE
2007 d4d 3.0 D/C 4x4 (Mar 2016 - July 2022) (Buraaq V)
2003 Isuzu KB300 D/C 4x4 (May 2015 - Feb 2016) aka Buraaq IV
2000 hilux DC 2.7 4x4 (Jul 2011 - Sep 2012) aka Buraaq III
1999 RXI 20v (Nov 2009 - Jul 2011) aka Quicksilver
1990 hilux DC 2.2 4x4 (Jun 2008 - Jul 2011) aka Buraaq II
1997 corolla 160i GLE (Feb 2007 - Sep 2009) aka Green Goblin
1990 GLI twincam (still my fav rolla) (Oct 2005 - Mar 2007) aka Wit Blitz
Golf GTI 2.0 (temp insanity for 2months) (Jun 2005 - Aug 2005) aka A mistake
1993 hilux SC 2.2 4x4 (April 2003 - Sept 2005) aka Buraaq
TOYOTA IS MY LEWE
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4x4 Junkie
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Re: Gumtree ad..
Did anyone notice bullet 9?
"Make nice smell in home and in panty"
"Make nice smell in home and in panty"
If you still have blank pages in your passport, it's probably time for a road trip.
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Piesang
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Re: Gumtree ad..
"Onderwerp julle dan aan God; weerstaan die duiwel, en hy sal van julle wegvlug." Jak 4:7
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Black Sam
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Re: Gumtree ad..
Revo, enige hulp en raad is mos maar altyd welkom en mense met sulke kennis en kwalifikasies is maar skaarsRevo wrote:Gerrie, dit smaak my jy is verveeld as jy sangomas nou al opsoek...
"LIFE'S A JOURNEY, ENJOY THE RIDE"
"WHERE THERE'S A 4X4....... THERE'S A WAY" .
"LEXUS - THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION"
"WHERE THERE'S A 4X4....... THERE'S A WAY" .
"LEXUS - THE PURSUIT OF PERFECTION"
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Re: Gumtree ad..
I like to comment... – on just a few
• Remove Pikinini form your new home
o What? Really, are you kidding the dogs love chasing the Pikinini
• Fridge & Cupboard to always be full of groceries
o Yes, that’s called wife + your credit card
• Freezer to blahs blah
o Yes, again.. same as last comment
• To bring good sweet…
o Aahhh Internet dating
• Special tea to remove unwanted neighbours and visters
o First of all, did you wee-wee in the tea-tea?
o Again, dogs love chasing “visters” why deny this from them
• Stop to bad dreams in new home
o Are you kidding me, I love my bad dreams!!! *grinz*
• No Thiefs to break in new home
o Yeah, Armed response, big dog, chasing Pikini and “visters” around the house. Come, dog enjoys playing. I can just sit back and enjoy my beer. No need to walk dog anymore.
• Make tenant to always bake cake for you
o I don’t like cakes!!!
• To bring Olympic games to eTekwini - urm When.
o This year ist in London - 186 day's to go 27 July - 12 Aug
o 2014 Sochi - 748 day's to go 7 - 23 Feb 2014
o 2016 Rio - 1658 day's to go 5 - 21 Aug
Give or take a few days.
• To make Bafana to win Brazil2014 “wold cup”
o But I like Brazil’s team, I even have the T-shirt.
• Lucky lotto numbers
o They can’t be that lucky add is in gumtree.
o I mean, if u got the lucky numbers – play and collect money
Wow look at that, I am a sangoma as well. Oh P.S No Charge.
• Remove Pikinini form your new home
o What? Really, are you kidding the dogs love chasing the Pikinini
• Fridge & Cupboard to always be full of groceries
o Yes, that’s called wife + your credit card
• Freezer to blahs blah
o Yes, again.. same as last comment
• To bring good sweet…
o Aahhh Internet dating
• Special tea to remove unwanted neighbours and visters
o First of all, did you wee-wee in the tea-tea?
o Again, dogs love chasing “visters” why deny this from them
• Stop to bad dreams in new home
o Are you kidding me, I love my bad dreams!!! *grinz*
• No Thiefs to break in new home
o Yeah, Armed response, big dog, chasing Pikini and “visters” around the house. Come, dog enjoys playing. I can just sit back and enjoy my beer. No need to walk dog anymore.
• Make tenant to always bake cake for you
o I don’t like cakes!!!
• To bring Olympic games to eTekwini - urm When.
o This year ist in London - 186 day's to go 27 July - 12 Aug
o 2014 Sochi - 748 day's to go 7 - 23 Feb 2014
o 2016 Rio - 1658 day's to go 5 - 21 Aug
Give or take a few days.
• To make Bafana to win Brazil2014 “wold cup”
o But I like Brazil’s team, I even have the T-shirt.
• Lucky lotto numbers
o They can’t be that lucky add is in gumtree.
o I mean, if u got the lucky numbers – play and collect money
Wow look at that, I am a sangoma as well. Oh P.S No Charge.
One Africa, One Hilux needed :)
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Piesang
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Re: Gumtree ad..
Ja, ek het al baie gewonder, as die waarsêers, fortuin vertellers voorvader gees aanbidders en noem maar op dan so alles in die toekoms in kan sien hoekom is hul nie almal miljoenêrs nie, dan kan hul mos sien watter perd gaan wen, hoeveel boontjies is in die bottel, wat is lotto no, wat gaan op die aandele mark gebeur .ens. ens .ens. Dit maak 'n ou nogal lagMarty wrote: • Lucky lotto numbers
o They can’t be that lucky add is in gumtree.
o I mean, if u got the lucky numbers – play and collect money
Wow look at that, I am a sangoma as well. Oh P.S No Charge.
Wat vir my nog meer lagwekkind is, is dat gewonne mense tot geleerde mense na sulke mense toe gaan.
"Onderwerp julle dan aan God; weerstaan die duiwel, en hy sal van julle wegvlug." Jak 4:7