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Ou vale1
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George

Post by Ou vale1 »

JOHN HET ‘N AFSPRAAK BY DIE HAARKAPPER EN STAP PRESIES 3-UUR BY DIE
SALON IN:

HAARKAPPER:" Jislaaik, jy is presies op tyd, net soos George"


"Wie is George?"


HAARKAPPER:" George was ‘n ou wat alles altyd reg en perfek gedoen het.

Soos jy nou presies 3-uur hier ingestap het was George altyd stiptelik

en altyd hoflik en altyd netjies"


"Ja, maar almal het tog maar iewers ‘n tekortkoming of twee"


HAARKAPPER:"Nie George nie nee, hy was ‘n uitstekende atleet,

rugbyspeler en tennisster met ‘n gespierde liggaam om van te droom. Hy

kon opera sing wat Frank Sinatra na ‘n amateur laat klink het en dan

kon hy boonop homself op die klavier begelei. Nee George was amazing


"Klink my hy was regtig ‘n merkwaardige ou"


HAARKAPPER:"Baie merkwaardig. Hy het ‘n brein soos ‘n computer gehad. Hy

het almal se verjaarsdae en huweliksherdenkings onthou. Hy was ‘n

wynkenner en fynproewer van formaat met die mooiste tafelmaniere ooit.

Verder kon hy enige ding op aarde regmaak, nie soos ek wat net probeer

om die stoof se fuse te vervang en dan die hele buurt se krag laat trip

nie.> Nee, ou George kon net niks verkeerd doen nie"


"Ja-nee wragtig, jy kry nie baie sulke mense nie"


HAARKAPPER:"Jy weet, hy het die gawe gehad om nooit in die verkeer vas

te sit nie. Hy het altyd die kortste en vinnigste roete gery sonder om

ooit in n verkeersknoop te land. Ek, aan die ander kant, land elke

bleddy dag in ‘n traffic jam. George het net nie foute gemaak nie, en

kon hy ‘n vrou bederf en laat goed voel! Al is sy verkeerd het hy nooit

teegepraat of geargumenteer nie. Kyk, meer perfek as George kan en

sal jy nerens kry nie"


"Ongelooflik, hoe het jy hom ontmoet?"


HAARKAPPER: "Nee, ek het nooit die voorreg gehad om vir George te

ontmoet nie. Hy is ‘n paar jaar gelede oorlede ... en ek het met sy

weduwee getrou!!!"
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Re: George

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:lmao: :lmao:
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Re: George

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:lmao: :lmao:
beslis nie my wyfie nie :twisted:
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.-Saint Augustine"
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Re: George

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
:thumbup:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Laat dit vir hom n les wees :thumbup:
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Re: George

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:)
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Re: George

Post by Mud Dog »

Good one! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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