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Rabies

Post by Ou vale1 »

See the Agricultural minister in KZN is now going to enforce the ARREST of dogs carrying rabies, maybe some of our more inventive members can come up with some retaining devise (paw cuffs etc.) or perhaps some PPE to protect the poor man from being bitten while attempting making his arrests :roll:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :crazy:
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like i always say, we have a lovely country run by idiots :laugh2:
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Heard it as well on the 7pm news .... also had to laugh when they said ARREST the dogs. :laugh2:

On what charge I wonder ...... urinating in public? loitering? 'J'-walking? public indecency? sexual harassment?
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If the minister was twice as smart........

He'd still be stupid...! :evil:
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It's the Apartheid regime's fault :twisted: :twisted:
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:lmao:
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