In Brakpan bly daar so baie mense in een huis, die ma maak pap in die
wasmasjien en tee in die geyser!
Hulle het blykbaar die alkohol ouderdom opgeskuif na 32 jaar toe in
Brakpan..hulle wil drank uit skole uit hou!
LIEWE DR PHIL: Ek het 'n man wat ek nie kan vertrou nie. Ons bly in Brakpan,
Hy verneuk my so baie, ek weet nie eers of al die kinders wat ek het syne is
nie!
Brakpan Slush Puppy. Emmer sneeu en 750ml Klipdrif.
Hoe breek jy n Brakpan dude se kakebeen? Jy wag tot hy water drink dan slaan
jy die toilet se bak toe.
Brakpan seuntjie aan sy ma. Mamma, wat beteken "NORMAAL"?? Nee my skat, dit
beteken niks. Dis net n "setting" op die wasmasjien.
A Brakpan girl goes to Home Affairs to register for child benefits.
"How many children?" asks the assessor
"Ten" replies the Brakpan girl
"Ten?" exclaims the Home Affairs worker. "What are their names?"
"Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie, Kosie and Kosie"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah" says the Brakpan girl. "It's great, because if they are out playing
in the street I just have to shout Kosie, YOUR SUPPER'S READY or Kosie GO TO
BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Home
Affairs worker.
"That's easy," says the Brakpan girl. "I just use their surnames!"
In Brakpan loop die honde twee-twee .... sodat die kinders hulle nie byt
nie.
In Brakpan sukkel die ouens maar met die Engels.
Die matrieks skryf hulle engels 2de taal eindvraestel. Toe hulle klaar is,
vra Koos vir Piet: "Hoe lyk jou leeu wat ons moes teken?"
"Watse leeu?" vra Piet.
Koos sê: "Het jy dan nie gesien nie? Onder aan die vraestel het gestaan
'Draw a line'
Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
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Ali3n
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Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
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Custom built Rock Sliders, Bumpers, Belly protection.... Anything you can think of
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Dis nou waar ek die leeu trek oor die gespottery!
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Live Life in the FAST lane....
Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
..... You wouldn't understand....
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Forget the past, Embrace the FUTURE!!!!
To 4x4 or not to 4x4 thats the question....
IT'S A JEEP
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Baie goed.
ROOIES: 1994 2.4i (22RE) Raider D/C - 200 000kms - Brospeed Branch & Powerflow Exhaust
MIKEM Suspension & Gabriel Safari Shocks - "31 BF Goodrich AT - GOMAD Aluminium Canopy
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Ken sommer 'n hele paar ouens wat hier met die Engels sukkel, nê Francisco! 
When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Cleaner
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Lyk my jy traai hard uitvind waar die Hospitaal in Brakpan is!
"Every loaf of bread is tragic story of grains that could've become beer, but didn't. - Walter Thornburgh"
"The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan"
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Ali3n
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Mud Dog wrote:Ken sommer 'n hele paar ouens wat hier met die Engels sukkel, nê Francisco!
Cleaner wrote:Lyk my jy traai hard uitvind waar die Hospitaal in Brakpan is!
PRESENTLY DISADVANTAGED
Custom built Rock Sliders, Bumpers, Belly protection.... Anything you can think of
Cell: 076 122 3744 E-Mail: fpanaino@gmail.com
Bear Grylls calls it "Ultimate Survival", overlanders call it "Camping"
Custom built Rock Sliders, Bumpers, Belly protection.... Anything you can think of
Cell: 076 122 3744 E-Mail: fpanaino@gmail.com
Bear Grylls calls it "Ultimate Survival", overlanders call it "Camping"
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4x4Maniac
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Janee, die Brakpan grappies is ek mal oor!
ORRA CALLSIGN X120
AKA Epsilon on 4x4Community
(2011 JKUR)
Jeep Wrangler Rubicon 3.8 Auto Unlimited
Rugged Ridge Front & Rear Bumpers
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
of dit nou Danville, Kraaifontein, Pelican Park, Brakpan ens. is, elke stad het sy verkeerde kant!
aev@iburst.co.za
The trouble with trouble is...it always starts as fun.
The most precious jewels you will ever wear around your neck is the arms of your children...
" I WOULD RATHER SIT ON THE TAILGATE OF MY HILUX WITH A BEER AND A CHOP, WATCHING A FIRE, THAN DINE IN THE BEST RESTAURANT IN TOWN "
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
klink soos westonaria,
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jacques kotze
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Wat doen n Brakpan rugbyspeler as hy klaar "gescore" het?
Hy klim van sy niggie af!
Hy klim van sy niggie af!
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Ali3n
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Dewald Posthumus wrote:Wat doen n Brakpan rugbyspeler as hy klaar "gescore" het?
Hy klim van sy niggie af!
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Custom built Rock Sliders, Bumpers, Belly protection.... Anything you can think of
Cell: 076 122 3744 E-Mail: fpanaino@gmail.com
Bear Grylls calls it "Ultimate Survival", overlanders call it "Camping"
Custom built Rock Sliders, Bumpers, Belly protection.... Anything you can think of
Cell: 076 122 3744 E-Mail: fpanaino@gmail.com
Bear Grylls calls it "Ultimate Survival", overlanders call it "Camping"
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Cleaner
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Re: Brakpan!!! Need I say more???
Yoh!Dewald Posthumus wrote:Wat doen n Brakpan rugbyspeler as hy klaar "gescore" het?
Hy klim van sy niggie af!
"Every loaf of bread is tragic story of grains that could've become beer, but didn't. - Walter Thornburgh"
"The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan"