The Hilux Story

[ROOFER]

in pink jersey's

[Lama]

. Then suddenly a wind from the east

[ThysdJ]

and blew up his

[Froll]

tartan kilt to

[Blaps]

announce that you will pay more for your propellant

[KOBUSL]

because Scottish fire starters are more

[Froll]

hard to find than scotch mist

[Thunder02]

which they use to make

[Froll]

10 year old Johnny Walker, meanwhile

[Baasvark]

a cold breeze was blowing

[Thunder02]

under the bottom

[KOBUSL]

steps of the nearby

[MOFASA]

Knock shop.....

[Thunder02]

where the end

[Froll]

of the line was

[KOBUSL]

about 5 miles down the road

[Froll]

right next to the

[Thunder02]

the broken down land rover which

[KOBUSL]

believed a knock shop was a workshop ( for cars ), but

[Thunder02]

he was about to

[Baasvark]

be educated

[Thunder02]

In the perials of not been a hilux club member which

[KOBUSL]

don't need workshops anyway

[Thunder02]

but always willing to

[Froll]

help others in need of

[Thunder02]

A tow or two,so

[KOBUSL]

without hesitation, fixed his

[Froll]

kinetic rope to his warn winch and

[GI Jane]

made his way to the

[Thunder02]

the oil leak which can be seen from space,to

[Froll]

find that it was a LR GTG ,help was

[ROOFER]

available from the hilux guys

[KOBUSL]

with oil wells and kind hearts

[Froll]

and lots of recovery gear in good nick

[KOBUSL]

and lots of sympathy

[Thunder02]

with ten very old

[Froll]

SFA'S with mighty lexus motors in

[KOBUSL]

running on 4 cylinders each,and pulling Discoveries

[Froll]

by the dozen, out of

[Thunder02]

the kids sand pit,which they thought

[Baasvark]

was a major obstacle

[KOBUSL]

but the terrain control overheated , disabling the

[Froll]

ability to work out

[Thunder02]

which wheel needed power,and therefore

[Froll]

pulling the toolbox closer, and cooler box also

[KOBUSL]

because both were filled with spares and

[Froll]

lots of clever things to enjoy and help

[KOBUSL]

those with fewer braincells and

[Froll]

stuck Land Rovers

[Thunder02]

To get the horse meat ready

[KOBUSL]

to feed the hungry people from Europe

[Froll]

who were flocking to get

[Thunder02]

some sun and

[Froll]

see some real Hiluxs in action

[Baasvark]

all the while

[KOBUSL]

to attend a real kangaroo barbie

[Baasvark]

which no aussies would attend because they

[KOBUSL]

ate horse lasagna and got ill

[MOFASA]

and used the LR's as toilets becaues

[b4runner]

on the way to tow out the jeep out