Joke of the day

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 8:27 am

Ja/nee, ek stem saam

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Fri Feb 28, 2014 10:18 pm

Crazy but true.

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:44 am

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:18 am

How the hell did not see that?

Post by **george** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:44 am

4x4BEES wrote:How the hell did not see that?

Look at the n ame."Branniff" seker iets soos

enough brannas

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:06 am

george wrote:
4x4BEES wrote:How the hell did not see that?

Look at the n ame."Branniff" seker iets soos enough brannas

Dis hoe 'n mens brannas se as jy een te veel gehad het!

Black Sam · Post by **Black Sam** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:07 pm

Gehoor waarom die Jode die mees optimistiese volk ter wereld is ?
Hul sny n stuk van n ding af voordat hulle weet hoe groot dit gaan word.

Petrus vra vir Sarel: "Hi,Sarel hoe is die s*ks lewe?
"Sarel:"Soos Coke,ou Petrus. Eers was dit lekker, toe word dit light, en nou is dit zero!"

Growing old is tough: As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his carphone rang. Answering he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, Vernon, I have just heard on the news that there is a car going the wrong way on the N25. Please be careful!”
“H*ll”, said Vernon, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

Black Sam · Post by **Black Sam** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:10 pm

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.

The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban did.”
Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:15 pm

ChrisF · Post by **ChrisF** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:53 pm

Samurai wrote:

aauuu Baas, hy het gesê die Airie hy moet HIER cross....

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 12:55 pm

ChrisF wrote:aauuu Baas, hy het gesê die Airie hy moet HIER cross....

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:20 pm

Samurai wrote:

Dit help nie om die nawe te sluit as jy klaar vassit nie.

KOBUSL · Post by **KOBUSL** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:22 pm

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Post by **Mud Dog** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:27 pm

Yoh!! :wth:

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 1:56 pm

Hy sit lekker vas.

Ek wil net weet waar die eienaar was toe dit
begin skeefloop

ChrisF · Post by **ChrisF** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 2:08 pm

4x4BEES wrote:Hy sit lekker vas.
Ek wil net weet waar die eienaar was toe dit
begin skeefloop

sou graag sy storie will hoor ...

en dan die een wat hy vertel as jou vrou hom op die lie-detector het ....

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:09 pm

The song is now stuck in my head

Jaans · Post by **Jaans** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:16 pm

Hy gaan laaaaaaank besig wees met die graaf as hy die kar wil uitgrawe.

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:27 pm

Thanks,now have same problem

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:31 pm

That's why I posted it!
Don't want to suffer in silence

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:33 pm

But you not,you suffering to the tune of lion sleeps tonight

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:33 pm

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4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:35 pm

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:38 pm

Agree with Neil.....

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 3:54 pm

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:13 pm

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 4:21 pm

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:28 pm

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 6:32 pm

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:05 pm

He calls it Ultimate Survival, we call it camping

Oupa Stig · Post by **Oupa Stig** » Sat Mar 01, 2014 8:11 pm

Welllll, I must admit, it does look really tough. NO TABLECLOTH!

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 12:01 am

There's a new poll;

Will Oscar's new girfriend go to the loo at night or will she hold untill morning?

Vote Y or N

Mylux · Post by **Mylux** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:56 am

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:03 am

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:18 am

Mylux · Post by **Mylux** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:04 pm

Oupa Stig · Post by **Oupa Stig** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:12 pm

That is just about the best OPist joke I've heard all day!

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 8:50 pm

x2

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 9:42 pm

Om gevang te word vir dronk bestuur is nie meer 'n skande nie,"dis 'n status".

Dit wys jy kan 'n kar, petrol en drank bekostig

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Sun Mar 02, 2014 11:06 pm

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Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 6:41 am

Bushwacker · Post by **Bushwacker** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:08 am

Toppie4x4 · Post by **Toppie4x4** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:20 am

Gaan gou vandag ook so n bordjie kry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:03 pm

Obelix and Dogmatix · Post by **Obelix and Dogmatix** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:25 pm

Bushwacker wrote:

for some that is not a joke but a sad reality!!!

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:27 pm

Thunder02 · Post by **Thunder02** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 8:41 pm

Hoppy wrote:There's a new poll;

Will Oscar's new girfriend go to the loo at night or will she hold untill morning?

Vote Y or N

Neither

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4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:17 pm

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:17 am

A Fathers Nightmare!

A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare – the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, Auntie Susie dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare – the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.

The next day, granddaddy dies.

One week later, the man again goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having another nightmare – the man again wakes his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died. The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.

The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life- he is sure is going to die. After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision. He doesn’t eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning. He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed. He jumps at every noise, starts at every movement and hides under his desk.

Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife. “Good God, Dear,” he proclaims, “I’ve just had the worst day of my entire life!”

She responds, “You think your day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning.”

Post by **Haboob** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:45 am

Post by **CasKru** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:57 am

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Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:58 pm

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:04 pm

Hoppy · Post by **Hoppy** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:34 pm

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Samurai · Post by **Samurai** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:37 pm

4x4BEES · Post by **4x4BEES** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:50 pm

Damn inflation :evil: :evil:

Froll · Post by **Froll** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 8:10 pm

Post by **CasKru** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:37 pm

What ever you do... never ever trust Atoms. They make up everything

Post by **Family_Dog** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:28 am

-F_D

zepplin · Post by **zepplin** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:41 am

I guess he won't be getting a visit from Father Christmas this year.............