... when you're on an airplane flight and you are seated next to a repulsive jerk...
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbour is watching.
5. Open your internet browser.
6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
Don't you feel better for bringing a bit of cheer to an otherwise awkward situation?
-F_D
What to do on a long and boring Flight...
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Please keep it light hearted enol. No serious stufs hey! :)
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When your road comes to an end ...... you need a HILUX!.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers ... what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
Don't take life too seriously ..... no-one gets out alive.
It's not about waiting for storms to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
And be yourself ..... everyone else is taken!
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Re: What to do on a long and boring Flight...
Add 9.::
9. . ……en dan gaan jou mede passasiers jou bespring, aan die FBI Marshall aanboord oorhandig, jy gaan CNN haal, en dan so diep toegsluit word jou kos sal met ’n kettie ingeskiet moet word.
9. . ……en dan gaan jou mede passasiers jou bespring, aan die FBI Marshall aanboord oorhandig, jy gaan CNN haal, en dan so diep toegsluit word jou kos sal met ’n kettie ingeskiet moet word.
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Re: What to do on a long and boring Flight...
oh man.. that is just so wrong on so many levels
One Africa, One Hilux needed :)