Skooldae

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Ou vale1
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Post by Ou vale1 »

Skoolhoof kondig aan "Die meisies koshuise is verbode vir die seuns studente.
As jy daar binne gevang word, R50 boete vir die eerste oortreding.
As jy weer gevang word R100, 3 keer R150 en so voorts.
Verstaan julle?
Enige vrae?"
'n Stem van agter in saal - "Wat kos 'n seisoenkaartjie?"
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Stout kind.. :laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:
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Dalk kry hy nog afslag op seisoen kaartjies ook nog :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PUIK ! :)
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Good one :lmao: , clever boy :thumbup:
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Ai, die rooi haakskene darem..................... (translation : boys at 14 years of age ) :angel:
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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:shock: klink of jy seisoen kaartjie gehaat het Kobus :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:laugh2: :laugh2:
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Post by Bugzy »

:laugh2: :laugh2: Hy weet waaroor die lewe gaan!!
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