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Why I live in Africa...

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Cause the neighbours make me laugh!
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Re: Why I live in Africa...

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :surrender: :surrender:
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Re: Why I live in Africa...

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What the..........!!!! Is this serious?
Ek gaan nou eers my g@t skeur :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Maybe they should just call the Goatbusters
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Die grootste hoop bollie wat ek nog gehoor het.
Al gehoor van bokke wat bakkies steel, maar 'n Mazda 323 ? Nooi in jou lewe nie !
Word te vinnig oud en te stadig wys.
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CasKru wrote:Maybe they should just call the Goatbusters
Cassie, jy is weer so skep soos 'n Manora blade vandag :laugh2: :laugh2:
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:slap: :slap: :slap: Typical next you gonna hear that the goat is found guilty and sentenced to a life term in the field......

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CasKru wrote:Maybe they should just call the Goatbusters
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Guys this is serious... we had a herd of goats following us around in the Namaqua... they kept their distance... but now I know what their intentions were!
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As n bul die boer se Hilux kan steel, dan kan n bok seker n 323 steel?

Hulle het seker ook TV ads?
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Think what you want, but I for one know for a fact that these things happen.
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Re: Why I live in Africa...

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JJ, wat weet jy?

Dat bokke motors steel?
of dat mense in bokke verander?
of dat daar werk gevalle is waar polisie so optree?

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Ek het al 'n paar mooi bokkies gesien rond loop op straat... so it must be true!
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Doom wrote:JJ, wat weet jy?

Dat bokke motors steel?
of dat mense in bokke verander?
of dat daar werk gevalle is waar polisie so optree?

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Dat daar mense is wat in diere verander . . ... . .
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JJBotes wrote: Dat daar mense is wat in diere verander . . ... . .
Absoluut! Kyk net vir Bob en Julius... :twisted:
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